men go to battle
women wage war
You guys… I’m really fucking excited for Christmas, okay? I’m ready for snow and dumb hats and ugly sweaters and Santa Claus and frantically shopping for gifts and decorations and lights and eggnog and comfortable nights in front of the fireplace. I’m ready. I’m skipping Thanksgiving. Don’t even talk to me about turkey.
He’s getting all grateful and emotional and I’m just laughing because that is an insane setup holy shit